Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
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Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
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zoepie 7
Your school mates are all dicks, congrats OP!
gracehi 31
Silly classmates. If you wanted to demonstrate "ugly" you would have pointed at their souls.
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Comments (49)
zoepie 7
Your school mates are all dicks, congrats OP!
Nickb55 16
Were they being serious or were they joking?
SwimmerBoy16 15
There always a little truth behind every joke...unless they all have crushes on the OP... Hmm
GreatGeak 8
@46 i wouldn't say every joke, but this one would seem to likely be hiding some truth.
Gassy_stevie 15
LOL that made my day
gracehi 31
Silly classmates. If you wanted to demonstrate "ugly" you would have pointed at their souls.
unjustlychicken 10
that was deep
euphoricness 28
In the throat? Sorry I just had to....
olpally 32
Assholes. Should've smacked one of them in the "head." Morons.
ReignInBlood 11
Did you kick them in the shins afterwards?
buckeyed 20
Or headbutt 'em!
jazzy_123 20
Sorry about that OP. Don't let them bring you down. I really hope the hype of the game just made them excited and they're not actually assholes. I'm sure you're beautifully handsome :)
underthesea12 24
Beauty is only skin deep.... but ugly is to the bone
StompinOnCrayons 15
They were just desperate to win, and weren't afraid to be dicks about it. When it's their turn, repay the favour by yelling "moron trying to act out shit "
frank48307 1
You should have motioned like you were giving a *******