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Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML


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On 12/24/2013 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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He won't be laughing when he sees blood all over the floor

#1 - On 12/24/2013 at 4:48pm by Fuaaad1994

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I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse.

Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.

#8 - On 12/24/2013 at 4:59pm by DocBastard

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