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Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35194) - you deserved it (7923)

On 12/21/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's gotta stink.

#1 - On 12/22/2013 at 3:14am by Sandsh8rk

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*shivers*

#7 - On 12/22/2013 at 3:20am by Retrokitty

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