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Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML
"Fuck" is vile? I'm sure there are some FML commenters here who could show her what vile language really is.
I'm sorry, but I don't believe you ever forced her mouth open and manipulated her vocal chords. FYL, OP.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015