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Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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On 12/13/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by religiunatic (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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"Fuck" is vile? I'm sure there are some FML commenters here who could show her what vile language really is.

#3 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:23pm by Nyx

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I'm sorry, but I don't believe you ever forced her mouth open and manipulated her vocal chords. FYL, OP.

#8 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:26pm by Comet_Candy

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