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Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML
Sounds like your roommate has a crush on you. He only acts on it when the alcohol lowers his inhibitions.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015