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Today, roommate, wo appens to be a writer, got so pissd off at is editor tat e got drunk, wrappd is arms around waist, an only stoppd wen I agred to spoon im!! Tis is not te first time tis as append eiter!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (37866) - you deserved it (5215)

On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Uhh.. switch rooms, man.

#1 - On 12/12/2013 at 9:57am by Xiktyr

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Sounds like your roommate has a crush on you. He only acts on it when the alcohol lowers his inhibitions.

#5 - On 12/12/2013 at 10:00am by jayray313

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