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Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38337) - you deserved it (2446)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Does that mean "teacher" is slang for drug dealer? It all makes sense now.

#2 - On 12/11/2013 at 10:08am by kinky44

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From the context of it, it sounds like you're in college; so look on the bright side, the semesters almost over OP!

#1 - On 12/11/2013 at 10:07am by JoeGrant

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