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Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by YouAssholes - United States (California)

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that is rather unfortunate OP... Try reminding them that you started the band and that it wouldn't exist without you? If not just hope they were joking :/

#1 - On 12/10/2013 at 2:25am by ajh1551

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Bands can be pettier then middle school girls. Amazing how a close group working towards a common goal turn on each other if things aren't perfect.

#2 - On 12/10/2013 at 2:26am by alycion

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