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Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
Maybe your husband should keep his thoughts to himself. You never know who can hear you when you mutter. Even if you think no one can.
Wow, seems like he went balls deep on that one.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016