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Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML

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On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Maybe your husband should keep his thoughts to himself. You never know who can hear you when you mutter. Even if you think no one can.

#1 - On 12/08/2013 at 8:53pm by NessaMae

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Wow, seems like he went balls deep on that one.

No..? Okay.

#4 - On 12/08/2013 at 8:54pm by auro7

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