Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
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Spoiler alert
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Let him cook
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Which show is it?
Today, I spoiled a TV show I've seen that a friend has started binge-watching by saying, “Episode 7 really did my head in.” His face turned from excitement to annoyance, and has vowed revenge, saying, "Great, I'm going to be anticipating episode 7 for the next few hours thanks to you, stop talking to me." FML
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golden_warrior 23
Should have thrown the set at his face
cyttex 13
That bitch! No human should have to endure the spoiling of the ending of one of the greatest shows in a long time.
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golden_warrior 23
Should have thrown the set at his face
Philintheblankz 14
That's not the smartest idea.
prinncess00 16
But did you finish purchasing it anyways, is the question?
JennaNGood 21
I'm actually fairly impressed that OP made it this far without stumbling into a spoiler on the internet... Which just makes the cashier that much more of a horrible person.
moonsalt 20
I was thinking the exact same thing, 37. But I for one saw it coming. Anyways, just because the ending is spoiled doesn't mean the rest of the show is spoiled too. I swear every episode was nerve-racking! There's still plenty to learn, OP. c:
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@37, I know, right? I feel like if you've been on any social media site or been around the general public at all since the finale, you know the ending. Hell, I know people who knew how it ended before they started the series themselves. Spoiler alerts in real life would be great. OP, don't lose hope. What was probably spoiled for you isn't even the biggest thing that happens, I feel like everyone kind of expected it -- what's more exciting is pretty much everything in those final 5 or so episodes. Be glad you still have a whole season of what's probably the greatest show in any of our lifetimes left to watch and enjoy! The rest of us are stuck rewatching and lamenting over the fact that we probably won't live to see another show like that air. You'll join us soon enough.
MrsDruidess 23
sorry all but there is a time limit on TV here. Especially such a hit show like BB. If op really wanted to see the end, he would have found a way by now, a friend, illegal down load, hell legal watching off the website! I figure you have about a week or two at most!! Otherwise it is up to op to open every conversation with I haven't seen it yet, even when talking about something else entirely. That or get a sign made. YDI OP, sorry it does suck but you brought it on yourself.
fluffywaspluka 7
#58 You're a moron. Shut up.
oj101 33
The real FML here is that OP was thinking about spending around $100 on a box set, when he could it all on Netflix for $9 a month. Plus, OP could get to watch other shows.
incoherentrmblr 21
Cashier: I'm the one who spoils...
cyttex 13
That bitch! No human should have to endure the spoiling of the ending of one of the greatest shows in a long time.
eddeeezzyy 19
In all seriousness, but this is when one of those pen thingies from the MIB series is absolutely necessary.
caohm 18
do research find something the cashier really really loves and ruin it right when they're at the end of it. patience may be needed but it should be worth it.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
I've basically been running around school humming out everyone's conversations because I'm afraid I'll hear something I don't want to! Must. Finish. Final season!
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Skylar marries Beneke and her, Walter Jr, and Holly all move to Hawaii. Meanwhile, Walter and Jessie open up a bar in Cancoon, while Hank becomes a millionaire off of his beer brand.
Soloman212 28
No, Skyler and Hollie leave to Argentina, and Walter becomes a lumberjack. Walter Jr. creates a monopoly on breakfast food items, and Jessie builds a robot and fights crime to protect children.
ohrlly7457 7
And he beats the cancer
joea21 21
That's when someone gets punched. Sorry they ruined ending to one of the best shows out there!
animalxcrackers 20
Murder his family.
SarcasticShade 16
Little too far I think.
rawr_ily96 24
Nothing is too far when the ending of an amazing show is spoiled.
LaLince 40
I hope you didn't buy the box-set in that shop anymore.
cyttex 13
I was waiting for one of these...
eharps7 9
In all fairness the ending with Walt had to be somewhat expected unless they went into a lot of detail...
Philintheblankz 14
I'm sorry that the ending was spoiled for you OP, but watch it anyway. It's worth it. The writing and the acting in the fifth season is phenomenal.
SarcasticShade 16
Not the best time for breaking the news to you.
bfsd42 20
Yes. It was a bad time for breaking the news.
angelitared 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I love ppl who spoil the endings! ... NOT!!
IWillEatYouAlive 16
You tried