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Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35935) - you deserved it (7179)

On 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm - misc - by 43_clothespins_later (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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That. Is. Hilarious.

#2 - On 11/21/2013 at 2:13am by WeiXinLun

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Of all the things a homeless man could've done to you while you were sleeping in public, that doesn't seem like one of the worst things that could happen.

#6 - On 11/21/2013 at 2:15am by AnOriginalName

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