Transportation, Weird, Sleep and Awkward: Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work....

By 43_clothespins_later - 21/11/2013 00:12 - United States - Richmond

Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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NotGabe 28

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:13

That's an innocent way to have fun. c:

WeiXinLun 16

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:13

That. Is. Hilarious.

Comments

figures101 5

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:11

You fell asleep in a very unsafe environment to a homeless man giggling...oh I can't count the ways it could have been worse.

WhiteCrimson 23

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:15

I would have been weirded out but I would then have rocked the "costume" thanked the dude and marched away as fast as I could.

the_real_dvd 21

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:17

That's what you do when you don't have cable tv.

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:33

43 clothes pins and counting? He's not a homeless, he's a Clothes Pin Salesman.....now pay up!

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:34

Each clothes pins represent his victims. >:)

buckdharma 36

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:37

He has pinned you. I think that means you're taken.

Ms_ValS 27

Thursday 21 November 2013 10:30

Harmless fun. To the homeless man and an outsider, that is.

Sophie_Hart 9

Thursday 21 November 2013 11:12

Awwww thos just shows how homeless can have as mich or even more fun than others who think they have eveything. OP im not saying you have everything but that is hillarious haha

Jemm_fml 29

Thursday 21 November 2013 11:18

At least he didn't harm you. Homeless people are people too.. they like to have a bit of fun sometimes! I should know.... *hides clothespin collection*

ffffffffck 13

Thursday 21 November 2013 11:36

Haha...bless both of you. That's awesome. Aren't you glad you weren't robbed? If your sleep is that deep you would make an easy victim. Just be careful next time or just don't sit down next time ;)