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Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39869) - you deserved it (6247)

On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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You better find some new roommates. FYL

#1 - On 11/17/2013 at 2:55am by lameuser

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Then stop enabling them and make them pay their own rent. They will be evicted soon enough.

#4 - On 11/17/2013 at 2:57am by misspulkadot24

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