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Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

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On 11/13/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by fml - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Hmm. Free and honest advice comes in all forms. Perhaps this is a sign? ;p
Either way, I imagine that didn't make you feel good about yourself. Sorry Op.

#3 - On 11/13/2013 at 4:42pm by Dracoboxer357

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Next time, do your own shopping. ;P

#4 - On 11/13/2013 at 4:43pm by jessonice88

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