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By footstuck / Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:51 / United States - Winterville
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  Booda_Shun  |  28

First? That's great :) Would you like a cookie? On the topic, a cheap fix would be to use a little acetone to dissolve the superglue...

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

Yay, a Newbie! Welcome to FML! To start your tour, let me introduce you to Being Buried Deeper Than The Dead...because that's exactly what's going to happen to you for your completely redundant and Un-stimulating commentary. :p Thanks for playing, better luck next time!

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

Epilogue: OP got wise and used some acetone to dissolve the superglue, freeing his foot from a smelly, sweaty prison.

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Op was Not Afraid. He Loved The Way the glue makers lied about fast drying action. He showed them No Love when he punched then. That punch sent them Spacebound. That is the Aftermath, sending that company and ops foot to Recovery.

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  jazzy_123  |  20

hes probably the guy who wore open toe shoes to work and then reported his co-workwer saying she wanted to suck his toes after she asked him why he wore open toe shoes to work. He must have been too embarrassed to tell the truth so he posted it on FML. lol.

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  ptoka  |  19

I hope OP wasn't wearing socks, at least not cotton ones. Have you seen what super glue can do to cotton? That chemical reaction would be horrible.

By  The_Big_Boss  |  20

Quit being lazy and get some new shoes instead

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  Welshite  |  39

If you superglue the sole of your shoe out of desperation, it's highly unlikely you are lazy. Insufficient funds seem to be the main culprit here.

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  The_Big_Boss  |  20

OP must be the only person on the planet that only has 1 pair of shoes..

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  Welshite  |  39

Many people have a single pair of shoes; many people have none at all. If you want to assume and be an annoying and unsympathetic twit, go ahead. However, I've been in a similar situation of desperate financial straits so I can completely understand using a cheap shoe fix.

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

The_Big_Boss, your ego might be big, but your mind is small. And so is your propensity to write constructive comments. Please be considerate from here on. Thank you.

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  Dthsapprntc  |  23

The shoes might be OP's favoritestestessss......errrrr, anyway, OP might just love those shoes and would rather repair them than throw them away. I had a pair of boots like that. It was a sad day when I had to admit that there was more duct tape than boot left.

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  ItsATwinThing  |  9

Well I only have a 3 pairs of shoes but they're all for different occasions. One pair for work, one pair for casual wear and a pair of heels for more formal occasions. So maybe OP was in a rush or their money is tight.

By  XAndrea_MalikX  |  16

Looks like you're in a sticky situation ! *ba dum tiss*

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

I thought we all agreed on a pact to avoid these phrases...

By  olpally  |  32

Time to go to the ER!

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

Fuck the emergency room, OP needs to be MEDEVACed out!

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