90
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

11- Dude don't be so fucking rude. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She/he is hot in someone's eyes. And some people don't like their partner masturbating over porn, simply because they may think they can't satisfy them, among other things. This isn't porn anyway, so you should probably thoroughly read an FML before commenting.

Reply

Who knows? Sometimes I like to search for 'loud, hairy, Asian male elephant', doesn't mean I'm cheating on Horton, I just like fantasizing.

Reply

Could be worse. He could also be a secret crossdresser who likes to act like a single mother looking for a good lay.

He must be pretty dumb to let you on his computer without deleting history, or using incognito browsing! Don't assume the worst straightaway but if he is cheating, get rid of his ass.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

If he isn't cheating then its either cause he's planning to or he's just not able to do so. Theres no "assuming the worst" here lol she should dump him straight off the bat.

he's clearly making sure your mom is staying faithful to your father. vigilant boyfriend if you ask me Hahahaha

He is just trying to sell his new patented cooling mattress: designed for comfort and to keep the body at a cool temperature, because being too warm stops you from sleeping correctly.

Reply

That's what I search for when looking for a good lay. Strangely, when I try the mattresses out the owners feel it necessary to join me in bed. Then they insist on wrestling to prove the durability of the mattress. It's all very fun!

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

She's talking about age play. It's pretty popular, most people know it mostly because of the "Daddy Dom/Little Girl" pairing. She's suggesting OP enters a Mommy role during sex, as it appears her (ex?) boyfriend is into older women.

Reply

why would she try to seduce him by roleplay after finding out her boyfriend is trying to sleep with other women behind her back?

Reply

And what seven seems to be suggesting is that he wasn't looking to cheat but for an outlet to fantasize about that role.

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Make a fake Craigslist listing similar to that without letting him know and use a different contact and photo and when he calls the number answer say its over.

Reply

After you screen through all the other guys calling that number? How many guys will OP end up saying "its over" to?

Reply

#14, that's the premise of "Escape (The Piña Colada song)," except instead of breaking up, they just laughed it off and had some piña coladas!

Reply

23 - She knows his phone number, or has it in her phone's contacts. Even though she would be using a different phone with a different number than the one that he calls her on, she could have his number memorized or written down so she could just look at the phone numbers that are calling her and only answer the one with his phone number. It's very plausible and would be an excellent way to break up with him because he would know that she knew exactly what he was doing behind her back.

Loading data…