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Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37648) - you deserved it (17485)

On 11/10/2013 at 12:51am - misc - by tramp - United States

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It's not like you knew she had one and you were saying that to hurt her feelings. Unless you were, in which case you're a dick

#2 - On 11/10/2013 at 6:44am by mbusey

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You have nothing to apologize for. They only serve as a jizz target, as far as I'm concerned.

#3 - On 11/10/2013 at 6:44am by seacadet

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