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Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

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Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

#1 - On 11/08/2013 at 3:47am by Tdrizzzzzly

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Care to explain why?

#3 - On 11/08/2013 at 3:48am by Harpy20

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