Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML
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TheAbstract 15
He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.
Misaki18 17
Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D
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TheAbstract 15
He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.
mercifulbane 3
this man just gave me tge greatest idea ever! now where can i find several midgets....
Ambient25 24
Well aren't you gullible...
Freethaawave 19
That witch has many disguises, I guess this is one of them.
Ambient25 24
It's the better one of them. I hated her being my 3rd grade teacher -_-
macelonel 26
obviously Eve forgot to do that...
suboy 10
Wait she dies!!! Damn spoiler alerts!!!
Ambient25 24
No, she evolves into Jasmine and the beat goes on
xZoeAmethystx 12
I actually witnessed this FML, the guy looked like a wise man...at least I know what he was whispering now.
FailBear920 19
@1, that's so true! If only Caesar had listen too that soothsayer!
Chris93Jones 20
brb injecting laxatives in apples at the market
Ambient25 24
^ that's him right there officer
PunkySpunky78 15
Uh wrong Snow White didn't die from eating an apple she bought at a market She died from eating one her evil step mom gave to her while looking like old lady
NandaPanda 22
83- I was just about to say that. She was not picking apples or buying them. Nor did she die, she was put under an "eternal" sleeping curse. She was in the cottage and her stepmother walked up disguised as an (ugly) old maid selling apples, and gave her one. Therefore you have nothing to worry about, OP. That man needs to read up on his classic tales... Next he will be saying that Aurora died while shopping for furniture!
Sports_guy3 28
He's secretly Obi-Wan. Use the force.
alisidewinder 9
22- they are dwarves, not midgets. You uncultured swine!
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
83, 86- You're missing the point. Wise and/or creepy man was simply implying that Snow White died/was cursed/fell into a coma/ what have you from eating an apple. How she aquired said apple is irrelevant in the context of this FML.
ohSNAPyall 26
Listen to him, particularly if he has a quiver of arrows on his back.
yoursucklives 36
yeah, but you're not snow white, are you?
JocelynKaulitz 28
He never said she was. Besides, maybe she can be if she eats the apple.
jococo7787 3
Yeah, but snow white was imaginary, therefore her apple was imaginary.if she picked up the apple, then she must be imaginary.if the old man whispered in her ear, then he must be imaginary.if they were both in the store, then it must be imaginary! If the store is in a city, then that city must be imaginary! If that city is imaginary and in Canada, then Canada must be imaginary! If Canada is imaginary, then THE WHOLE WORLD IS IMAGINARY! If the world is imaginary, and we're in it, then all of us are imaginary! OH MY FRIKKIN GOD!
Sports_guy3 28
#85- I don't know WHAT to believe anymore.
SJParker 13
Wise Words of Wisdom from #85.
Crystal55621 19
Suppose you were about to walk down a dark alley in the middle of the night, and some man walked up to you and said, "I wouldn't do that, a little girl named Sarah got raped and killed in that alley." Would you say, "But I'm not Sarah," or would you choose a different route?
ZingZilla 8
^ what has Sarah ever done to you?
incoherentrmblr 21
Inception truely is a mind f**k...
Noah_stano 12
Yeah that's just creepy‚ i wouldn't eat the apples
Allennis44 16
Are you kidding me? It's ******* hilarious. Maybe it's just me...
TheAbstract 15
Hell, if I had the motivation I'd do shit like this all the time. It is so damn fun to mess with people.
Misaki18 17
Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D
josh7279 7
But he's the prince..
sarcasticlover 30
he's the prince's grandfather...
olpally 32
Should've just yelled "Get the **** away from me you ******* creeper!" And walked away.
HowieDoIt 21
Something tells me that might be overdoing it.
Xalandra 17
No I think that would've worked just fine. Publicly shame that creeper. I'm just sayin' if he thinks he can get away with it he'll keep doing it. No reason to be that creepy.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
How was that creepy, it sounds hilarious.
JMichael 25
Them apples sound dangerous. I'd be wary from now on.
Ambient25 24
I would be cautious OP, did you happen to notice a syringe in his hand?
awkwardloveannie 28
he was sharing facts with you.. and was fantasizing about you dying .. that's why I don't like red apples
dannnngthatsux 19
Yeah! Red apples killed my mother and raped my father!!!! Vengeance shall be mine!!!
SerenaSerenadex3 13
how do you like them apples...
ohSNAPyall 26
Magically poisonous.
qassaq 14
Just your average daily creep, don't pay attention. Ohh creeps...