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Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Some old people are just assholes.

#1 - On 10/28/2013 at 7:31pm by jipster

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Some people just look for excuses to shout and rant at something. I'm sure of it were a normal door you would have held it open for her! I swear people all over the place just want to use "Well, back in my day..." Keep doing what you're doing OP! :)

#3 - On 10/28/2013 at 7:31pm by emilyjgraham

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