By Keastwood013 / Friday 18 January 2013 15:25 / United States
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  windfuelsfire  |  10

She's one of those sadistic women who like to be alpha-male'd dominated without chivalry and wants to feel like she's being treated like an object when you pound deep inside her from behind

  Myo_fml  |  20

I'm sorry 33, I must excuse myself to wash the vomit from my shirt after such vivid imagery was placed into my head.

  Myo_fml  |  20

That comment made me picture wanton granny pounding more than the obvious wrong point of view of 33.

  MrBrightside21  |  20

Or she didn't want him at all and was just making a joke.

People these days are crazy. Always assuming the worst. Like giving kids some extra halloween candy out of my windowless van suddenly makes me a pedophile?

What I'm trying to say, is that I'm sure she's a very nice lady.

  windfuelsfire  |  10

Thanks for the correction, 58. My bad. Masochistic woman. I'm happy my comment was vivid, it's what I wanted to send. My girlfriend likes to feel dominated and being handled rough, which is what inspired my wording. We like it sweet and slow sometimes too, like everyone else ;)

By  metalhead4740  |  14

Try helping her bathe. That always works!

By  MuseFan1991  |  14

maybe you were meant to slam it in her face

By  Pleonasm  |  31

Tell her that if you got into her pants, she would need more than just a door held for her.
What a cougar. Well, at this age, tortoise would be a better animal to describe it. A horny toroise.

  Schiffy  |  18

I think you missed the joke, Depends is an adult diaper brand.

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