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Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

By Keastwood013 / Friday 18 January 2013 15:25 / United States
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She's one of those sadistic women who like to be alpha-male'd dominated without chivalry and wants to feel like she's being treated like an object when you pound deep inside her from behind

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Or she didn't want him at all and was just making a joke. People these days are crazy. Always assuming the worst. Like giving kids some extra halloween candy out of my windowless van suddenly makes me a pedophile? What I'm trying to say, is that I'm sure she's a very nice lady.

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Thanks for the correction, 58. My bad. Masochistic woman. I'm happy my comment was vivid, it's what I wanted to send. My girlfriend likes to feel dominated and being handled rough, which is what inspired my wording. We like it sweet and slow sometimes too, like everyone else ;)

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Tell her that if you got into her pants, she would need more than just a door held for her. What a cougar. Well, at this age, tortoise would be a better animal to describe it. A horny toroise.

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