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Today, I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate, my friend said, "Careful, my dad clips his nails in the kitchen." She said it with a sarcastic, joking tone, and laughed afterwards. While eating, I found a toenail in my food. Her response? "I told you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45465) - you deserved it (5012)

On 10/19/2013 at 11:04am - misc - by sleepysophie (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

#1 - On 10/19/2013 at 1:13pm by awkwardloveannie

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I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

#2 - On 10/19/2013 at 1:14pm by Sweet_Meli

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