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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71279) - you deserved it (3375)

On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

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I think you just found out why he never wants you to skip school

#3 - On 10/18/2013 at 8:36pm by Zen_Mei

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I'm so sorry :( did you tell you're mom?

#1 - On 10/18/2013 at 8:34pm by LunaKitsune

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