Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (151)
DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Too spoon, Doc. It's not bad enough for a mugshot. She just needs to house train him again.
\ 28
Dishing out the puns early, I see.
sarah6786 14
8 - I disagree, it's too plate.
TwistedCherub1 15
I agree with Doc; he needs to go. My husband has washed one pan in the last year and hasn't done laundry at all, but if he started telling me when to do my chores or how we'd have a serious issue. If he'd done so when we were dating we wouldn't have married. Peeing in the sink would yield the same results.
Fitzinator1995 13
he must be off his saucer
then000bster 16
Tell him to get off his glass and help out!! Just because you wash something off with a liquid doesn't mean it's clean!! What a scrub!!
swaggalikethat 22
Op, you and your husband need to sit down and pan this whole thing out. You both really need to contemPLATE this one
ibmike22 13
Knife try, guys. I think most of you need to go take a nap...kin. Sounds like some terrible soap opera.
Sputnikspak 13
Who the **** pisses in a kitchen sink anyway? I mean, maybe in a desperate emergency, but **** if someone did it in my kitchen sink I'd bleach the **** out of it.
ChicKenza 4
Lmaooo
Cartera 10
119 - Laugh my ass off off off? Huh?
tjv3 10
Umm that's not what a sink is for! Bleach everything and throw the disgusting dude out
awsamb 8
That son of a dish! You really need to wash out for these things in the future. See you spoon, best washes!
svalaedgren 18
Then perhaps he should be the one doing the dishes in the future.
Zarniclopsindorf 24
The problem may need a slightly bigger solution than that.
Chellybelly92 14
I think the issue is pissing in the sink, not really doing the dishes
speckledots 29
My question is how has this not come to light sooner? urine has a very strong particular smell. Would you not notice it while you were washing your dishes?
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
baby steps we all do it at some point
ihateallofyou1 9
#66 - What does that even mean?
slytrooper 11
That's disgusting.
Rainhawk94 27
No shit. Well hopefully no shit
gc327072 30
If you shat in the sink, be sure to use the garbage disposal while running water to "flush"
Nunaetsuko 13
You don't say..
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Generally something like this is followed up by "Straya mate" kind of like murica I guess.
Slimbo305 11
At least he found a drain 2 use Lol
Welshite 39
I pee in a drain too, but then I get arrested for public indecency.
Zack6849 8
I pee in trains.
sniper4613 13
Pee on his food
heroforhirex95 17
I bet you were pissed off. Oh well, better than being pissed on. ...like the dishes
cakefete2 30
OP wasn't too mad, because at least her boyfriend doesn't leave the seat up.
tacojauns 45
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just be glad he's not doing other things...
Rainhawk94 27
Shit. Did you mean shit. I think you implied feces
Wizardo 33
What the... clearly he hasn't been trained properly. Leave saucers in the bathtub and finally silver spoons in the toilet lure him in.
Aligator67 12
But then, who would retrieve the dishes that he has peed on..?
olpally 32
Can't believe these kind of stupid people exist. Jesus. That's just wrong.
Rainhawk94 27
Why you gotta bring my hispanic uncle Jesus into this.
cakefete2 30
Because of Juanita's emergency surgery.
LowExpectations 30
How ******* hard is it to walk the short distance to the toilet!? I mean really!? OP, next time attach a car battery to the sink to teach your unsanitary boyfriend a lesson.