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Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.

#1 - On 10/17/2013 at 10:46am by DocBastard

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Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.

#3 - On 10/17/2013 at 10:46am by Welshite

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