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Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

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On 10/13/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by Water Daughter - United States

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At least she knows how to wash her face.

#2 - On 10/13/2013 at 10:45am by vegetaftw

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Sounds like she's been spending a bit too much time with your dog!! Maybe put in a child proof handle for your bathroom door?

#6 - On 10/13/2013 at 10:48am by akaiberry

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