happyturtle
Croatia
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
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anon
United Kingdom
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
anonymous
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Charlie
Drenched
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Littlethings1
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
dammitrain
United States
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Carrie P
Lambesc, France
This is how I roll
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Anonymous
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
letsloseweight
Korea Republic of
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
Top comments
mif_fml 27
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!
SauceySarah 30
I would've ran after them and kicked some ass.
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Comments (76)
UrYousername 15
Hopefully you didn't step in a poodle!
Welshite 39
We call people who step in poodles animal abusers. HappyTurtle doesn't seem particularly cruel to me.
mif_fml 27
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!
SmallyBigs 9
Nice save 37!
sonuskos 6
One must wonder how one would step in a poodle to begin with
UrYousername 15
Apparently, no one thought I was punny.
Goblin182 26
That joke only works if FIRST someone says its raining cats and dogs. Timing is everything in comedy.
kathryn14 19
I don't understand people
michelleJ11 25
What's there to understand? Someone needed an umbrella, so they took OP's. I don't think your comment is suitable for this FML.
kathryn14 19
What I don't understand is why they would take an umbrella someone else is using!
utrax 23
...because it was raining? It's self explanatory.
kathryn14 19
No shit it was raining, I'm just saying most people wouldn't take one while someone else was using it..
Dracoboxer357 35
28- Well of course Most people wouldn't do that....but then again, most people don't do dumb enough or selfish enough shit to end up on FML in the first place. So let me clarify this for you: He was a douche bag.
mFUNdo21 17
28- it's called theft... it's not rare
cmayer 20
Don't worry #2. I know what you mean. Fml is just full of picky assholes.
SauceySarah 30
I would've ran after them and kicked some ass.
Dracoboxer357 35
3- When blatantly taking something from someone, you have to either be faster than your target, or confident you could kick his/her ass. So ask yourself if you look like a gorilla....because if not, then he doesn't give a **** if you catch him or not. So, ask yourself how badly you want to push for that umbrella now? Because if you do catch him, an umbrella may no be the only thing you lose that day. :p
kayydb7 14
Don't give it up so easy next time, OP!
Goblin182 26
That's what my girlfriends mother told her.
isabellasimone 18
You should have chased him! Either way you'd end up soaked so you might as well get it back! Sorry OP:(
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I agree,, get that mother f**ker
kayteakay 26
I'd get my umbrella back and beat them over the head with it.
Ryanstheman14 3
whats op mean?
Dracoboxer357 35
80- Hi, Newbie. :) Before someone informs you that Op may stand for Octogenarian Penis, Optimus Prime, Organic Pulp or perhaps even Optional Penetration, allow me to clarify that it actually refers to Original Poster, the person who started the FML in question that is being debated. Again, welcome to the wonderful world of FML. ;)
9echo 17
What an umbrage!
ChenEighty 20
The pun was lost by a lot of people ...
9echo 17
I should have known not to use advanced vocabulary on this website :P
prinncess00 16
#6 That's very good.
xzxXxzx 11
Sorry about that op I can't say anything really. It doesn't sound like a fml just that someone was selfish and took it..
nattynatters 14
I would fight for my umbrella. Teach that person a lesson about stealing. Or call for help. Hope you were close to where you were going!
AKAR2521 4
help mommy, someone stole my umbrella. i think an adult can defend theirself
hessel 13
who steals an umbrella?
nattynatters 14
Entitled people with no money or reason to feel entitled.
michelleJ11 25
Someone standing in pouring rain without one.
whitetiger13131 26
maybe voldemort?
Rainhawk94 27
Rhianna
cheshirecat13242 32
Was the thief dressed like Mary Poppins?
rosha267 21
I'm sure you would have shared if they asked :(
sarcasticlover 30
#15 would u share your umbrella with any random stranger or go ask any stranger to share their umbrella with you?
Dracoboxer357 35
25- I'd do one better and offer to share my umbrella with some poor sap getting drenched if I saw one.
rosha267 21
I have before. If its pouring outside and someone is walking the same direction as me with no umbrella I would be happy to help out
RedPillSucks 31
Some umbrellas aren't large enough to share. Both people end up getting partially wet. Plus there's the whole "Personal Space" thing.