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Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38324) - you deserved it (2914)

On 10/10/2013 at 7:27am - misc - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

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I would've ran after them and kicked some ass.

#3 - On 10/10/2013 at 10:09am by SauceySarah

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Well, maybe you should have fought him off with your umbr - oh.

#9 - On 10/10/2013 at 10:13am by Baustigt

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