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Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44013) - you deserved it (3001)

On 09/20/2013 at 1:52am - misc - by wat - United States (California)

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Your mum needs to get over herself.

#2 - On 09/20/2013 at 9:46am by carOLinneeeeeee

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And that's why you don't visit her again

#3 - On 09/20/2013 at 9:46am by RoseBlack123

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