Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
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Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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asimplesharpie 7
Oh my god dump his shallow ass
threer 30
Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.
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Comments (127)
asimplesharpie 7
Oh my god dump his shallow ass
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Someone on every relationship FML has to say that...
DrownedMyFish 18
4, sometimes the situation really does cal for it though.
friedpwnadge 25
Do the same thing to him next time in bed, leaving him to forever wonder about his penis.
happylappy 21
Maybe she's to blame for wearing too much makeup and deceiving him. If a girl looks that different without makeup then she's wearing too much.
\ 28
How do you know her BF wasn't just joking with her?
Dynosaur_dollie 38
the point of wearing make up is to look somewhat different. it accentuates certain points (I.e the eyes, lips etc) to make them look in a way that appeals to the wearer. putting on cover up or foundation makes your skin look more even, remove even that simple thing and it can be a big difference on some people. It doesn't mean she's trying to deceive him or such nonsense.
JennaNGood 21
4, I know! When she's dating such a clearly mature, respectful young man... Why would someone say that?? Some people just have their priorities scattered I guess...
UberNova 18
28 - Anyone who wears any amount of make up is pretending to be something they are not; you are covering up parts of your face and highlighting others, people can look completely different with make up on, it is the mind set. You can even try to argue if you like that people wear make up not for other people but for themselves if so; would people who usually wear make up out, wear make up if they knew they would not be seen by anyone for a week? No, they wouldn't.
GoodLookingGeese 10
I agree it's not the boyfriends fault the OP is ugly, and if she's not happy with how he reacts she did choose this dumb head to be her boyfriend. So either way I don't see a reason to brag on FML about her shi*ty life.
Arrow44 10
Looks like someone doesn't know how to take a joke
clh3031 6
Well he did calmly walk away, not scream and run in terror so that is a good sign, right? I think OP's boyfriend was just teasing her, nothing to break up over unless he causes a scene about it later.
mangalomelon 7
52 - You do realize that FML is a site that's SUPPOSED to be filled with stories about people's, 'shitty lives', right?
MischievousV 8
How is it deceiving to wear makeup? Also what constitutes as too much? Some people put on a lot of concealer to hide acne/scars some put on a ton of foundation to even out their skin tone. Its not lying to wear makeup. You get self confidence boosts by wearing makeup and feeling beautiful. I'm assuming you are a guy. Would you be confident walking out in public without brushed hair, orderly clothes, deodorant, or cologne? It gives us confidence to look pretty for ourselves not to 'lie' to men.
honeymoonroyale 20
Jackass. It's called FML for a reason.
Risho96 10
He was probably joking -_-
distracted_rice 7
Z
jc1015 25
And how about those dick pics they take? You know the ones where they have different lighting and angles to make it look bigger? GTFO with that makeup is lying bullshit 😂
kaaaatiiee 12
I hope he's now your ex, you can do better than that!
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Really?
ptoka 20
So glad comments 1 and 2 put forth the always popular and shallow answers that many turn to immediately.
pinkkayden 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
op should learn how to take a joke, instead of breaking up with her boyfriend or put on less makeup so she isn't unrecognizable without it
elk21dbm 18
Well that's really not so funny... Just shrug it off, OP.
threer 30
Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.
Peachy2392 26
I hope it's a joke, too. It's not a very nice joke though.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Not really funny either. I know some jokes are more about shock value, but this, if it is a joke, is ******* stupid. If he said something more along the lines like "Oh My God! What happened to your face!?", then it may have been funny. But screaming and just walking away? That's not funny at all, shame on you OP's boyfriend, shame on you.
KawaiiCupcake 14
And my your bf is like a ******* model, right? If not then he does not have right to talk!
KawaiiCupcake 14
Your boyfriend
ImAFaker 29
Best friend* if the best friend was a model OP would be single
KawaiiCupcake 14
Bf meaning boyfriend -___-
TheBrochure 22
#36, I believe, was making a joke!
skittles_kitten 4
Even if he was a model, it doesn't give him right to talk. (=
MsConfusedd 27
Hopefully he was... joking?
mario2012 18
*shakes magic 8 ball* Sings point to no.
phillybob 4
If he loves you for your looks, break up with him
jc10x 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You still want someone that looks good to you lol, it just shouldnt be everything to yoj. And nowhere in this fml did OP say he liked her for her looks.
T1A2Z3 34
If she doesn't let him see her actual looks how is he supposed to love them? It's something she's keeping from him. How is he meant to love it?
T1A2Z3 34
If she doesn't let him see her actual looks how is he supposed to love them? It's something she's keeping from him. How is he meant to love it?
TheDrifter 23
Good play, don't let the mom know he's familiar with her daughter's morning face. At least I hope that's what he was going for.
BeautifulChaos27 37
Pay back time. Get him to undress for you and react like that to the sight of his junk.
Icemist 6
I like the idea. though asking is that all of it? laughing getting in your car and driving away is slightly beter
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
12-I really like your pic
CrissyyyS2 22
Has he NEVER seen your make-up less face before that? How long have you guys been together?
Champignon_fml 19
This. If you wear so much make-up that your boyfriend makes a huge show of seeing you without it, that's a sign of you just putting on too much make-up all the time. No guy is going to scream in public because his girlfriend isn't wearing mascara and subtle eyeshadow.
Lili_love 14
I dated a guy for 3 years and he never once saw me without a full face. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
CrissyyyS2 22
He never once saw you without a full face? Full face of what? Make up? It doesn't matter to me what you do to your face, how much make up you use. But if you have been with your boyfriend for 3 years, how in the world has he never seen you without a full face "of make up", if that's what you meant. So what if one day he sees you without that full face, and he says Babe, Hun or whatever you call eachother, "You look better with make-up". Would you not be offended? Make up is an art, your face is the canvas, yes I understand that. But you don't always have to have it on.
Lili_love 14
I'm good at hiding it (even when I sleep over) And if he ever did see me without it I would probably break up with him. I'm a makeup artist so yes makeup is art and fun for me to put on others but on myself its the only way I can look decent really