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Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML


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On 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by -___- (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Oh my god dump his shallow ass

#1 - On 09/13/2013 at 11:13pm by asimplesharpie

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Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.

#5 - On 09/13/2013 at 11:15pm by threer

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