Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

by ...thanks / 09/07/2013 at 10:17am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Not attractive to women? As long as you're not gay too, who cares.

    Guys will still like you because you have boobs. Seriously, that's all it takes. I dated my wife for 2 months before I realised she even had a face.

    #2 - On 09/07/2013 at 1:23pm by DocBastard

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  • Chin up, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

    Besides, I hope you aren't in love with her.

    #1 - On 09/07/2013 at 1:22pm by youresoscrewed

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