Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my only friend confessed she loved me, but I’m not a lesbian so I had to let her down. Apparently she thought I was a lesbian too, so she ran away mortified. I just got a text that she can’t see me anymore, because it’s too painful. I have no relatives and now no friends. I’m totally alone. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 38
Not attractive to women? As long as you're not gay too, who cares. Guys will still like you because you have boobs. Seriously, that's all it takes. I dated my wife for 2 months before I realised she even had a face.
youresoscrewed 24
Chin up, beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Besides, I hope you aren't in love with her.
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youresoscrewed 24
Chin up, beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Besides, I hope you aren't in love with her.
Gingerette 8
Plot twist! Dun dun dun.
Redoxx_fml 22
"What? Am I not good enough for you?! But I love you."
sarah6786 14
At least things won't get weird between them since her friend is not attracted to her
ohcheriecherie 20
maybe she just meant OP isn't attractive to her. I mean... I used to get really annoyed when my female friends thought I wanted them. it's kinda rough actually! or maybe she's just mean
TheMathMajor 26
I'm pretty sure she was probably just nervous coming out to her friend and it sounded rude, but she really just wanted her to know she just thought of her as a friend. I wouldn't worry about it, OP :) she's probably embarrassed too
mrreow 9
It's likely that she just didn't want to freak you out OP. Generally, when someone does that they just are trying to make you feel more comfortable/at ease. Some people think someone is coming out to them because they like them, she probably just didn't want you to get that idea....yet;)
DocBastard 38
Not attractive to women? As long as you're not gay too, who cares. Guys will still like you because you have boobs. Seriously, that's all it takes. I dated my wife for 2 months before I realised she even had a face.
allie2590 31
So I'm guessing your first kiss wasn't mouth to mouth, huh? Way to skip first base. ;)
GTAmax99 12
That happened to me one time…it took 6 weeks before I realised it was a fat guy.
alexwow1 13
Dambnnbbgfghh
gracehi 31
So THAT'S why men are always talking to my boobs.
Jasmeent11 15
I hardly have boobs omg :/
flockz 19
all girls have boobs.... unless.. wait are you hinting at something?
Palirose 22
45- don't feel insecure about your lady bits. Men like small boobs and big boobs. Boobs are boobs! :P you don't need big lady bits for a guy to like you. So don't stress it.
allie2590 31
When I see you say "big lady bits" I picture massive beef curtains or something similar.
tiernang 21
i prefer small boobs.
lolita88_fml 27
This...my sides xD
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
I like boobs, but I don't care too much about the size.
B_CeouL 12
12- it was more like mouth to south haha
rebellionwars 11
You're a piece of shit. Dating girls because they have boobs? Shallow ****.
cryssycakesx3 22
guys will stare no matter the size. as others have said, boobs are boobs. I think big boobs and cleavage is gross.
BeautyBaby099 18
Well she wouldn't have become lesbian if she didn't secretly think you were attractive :)
Examine 7
This is stupid on too many levels.
thehumanlyhuman 7
First off, people don't just "become" lesbian. It's the way they're born. Secondly, OP's best friend actually told her she wasn't attractive to her.. What part of that did you not comprehend?
SparrowMint 11
This happened to me. I was torn between immense relief that she was wasn't attracted and extremely insulted that she wasn't attracted. Weird couple of days in friendshipville.
Tessa_11 19
That happened to me yesterday XD
slycooper_fml 11
Maybe she said she didn't find you attractive because she wants to make sure that you think she doesn't like you that way. I know when same sex friends come out of the closet that things are weird at first.
Dre27 20
Honesty, isn't that what best friends are for?
slooby_fml 25
That is so unnecessary. What a bitch
iAlissa 34
Calling her a bitch is unnecessary.
slooby_fml 25
Saying someone is unattractive is extremely rude and unnecessary. That's just uncalled for. She might not be a total bitch but that's a bitchy thing to say to someone
queerdragon 20
Since we were not there we do not know exactly how the friend meant it. I know plenty of lesbians/gays that when they tell someone they are gay, their straight friends automatically think that they like them. It might have been her friends awkward attempt to say, "Hey, I am out of the closet but this won't get awkward because I don't find you sexually attractive."
slooby_fml 25
That might be how she meant it, but according to the FML that's not how she said it, which is what I'm going off of
AngelSpit 18
yes, because everything that exits your mouth ALWAYS comes out in exactly the manner you intended ESPECIALLY when you're nervous ya know
slooby_fml 25
Maybe it's exactly what she meant to say. You have no idea since you weren't there.
ColtonStecher 12
And neither do you so shut up and stop arguing. It's an FML for godsakes who cares
allie2590 31
A rude thing to say whether or not you were attracted to her.
karmaliss 18
she was probably just flustered. Coming out to anyone isn't the easiest thing in the world to do :/
cmayer 20
Sounds like a crappy friend honestly.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Why'd she have add on that last part.
Little4Bear 10
Because when someone comes out to a friend of the same sex most automatically think they might like them.
Little4Bear 10
She's probably just that kind of "straight up" person. (no pun intended). Nevertheless, the "you're not attractive" was highly uncalled for.
cryssycakesx3 22
the pun was intended if you put it in quotes.
briel1995 11
Just be happy she is finally coming out, and as for her not thinking you are attractive, that is just one persons opinion! Don't let it get you down!