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Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card". FML

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On 09/05/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by IGOTIT (woman) - United States (California)

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Yep, time to put a padlock on your purse!

#1 - On 09/05/2013 at 10:02am by cjack188

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Although men aren't required to pay, taking your credit card is just rude. He needs to at least be honest instead of saying "I got it."

#2 - On 09/05/2013 at 10:06am by slycooper

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