By charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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Conn3ct 9

Every family has one. Someone has to do.

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bluehero 17

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TheCanucklehead 22

If the shoe fits, you clearly picked the right size. I'm a 7

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Shy_Anne 10

Charlie sounds like a creepy uncle name

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eddeeezzyy 19

There was an "Uncle Charlie" in Two and a Half Men, but what happened to him? He got killed by his creepy neighbor!

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Conn3ct 9

Every family has one. Someone has to do.

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Epikouros 31

#26, please ask your grandparents to adopt me.

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katnissmellark_fml 15

aw I was going to say that... you won this round...

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imaCONartist 15

And then there's the gay cousin and the slutty aunt. It's just the way things are supposed to be.

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Vegetarian27 24

Neither does mine :) Our family's strangely weirdo-free...

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flashback.miss 28

depending on what they mean by creepy, you could have fun with this.

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TheDrifter 23

Rock the creepy :) stock up on leisure suits and chest hair wax, buy a white windowless van and offer to drive the nieces and nephews to school. Maybe a doll collection and an affected lisp. There is a lot of fun to be had in playing this up.

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andrekrivo 20

I wonder what made him earn that title

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allie2590 31

35 - Same, but I immediately imagined some balding fat guy in sweats who no one in the family really talks to.

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noir_heart 8

27- I'm pretty sure if the van is windowless that he wouldnt be able to see where he's driving. (Lame joke, I know :P)

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juststephhere 23

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RedPillSucks 31

Was that because you were checking out someones FML profile?

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FMLkoala 28

I instantly checked out your FML profile

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JoeGrant 12

How does one find that type of information out?

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NotoriousLES 14

Intervention style family meeting? Something like 'We're here because we love you, and we're worried about your creeper problem... Your nieces and nephews are scared of you.'

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Nyx_fml 23

If you've been deemed that already, you might as well play the part. Show them just how creepy you can be when you actually try.

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nuggetmonster 12

What unintentionally sexual comment did you make about a females developing body to earn yourself that status?

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TheDrifter 23

Might not have been a female's body. Creepy knows no bounds of good taste or man code.

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