charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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big_bail
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
Words is hard
Today, when I got to a family reunion, I realized I've been on the internet for so long that I've forgotten how to have an actual conversation with real people. Now I'm the "Weird Uncle." FML
Anonymous
Don't give a shit
Today, I realized that I'm a horrible uncle, I have two nephews and I don't know their age, nor birthday. They are twins. FML
stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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yolibeth221 9
If the shoe fits
Conn3ct 9
Every family has one. Someone has to do.
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yolibeth221 9
If the shoe fits
bluehero 17
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I've got about 3 creepy uncles. All bums. All in and out of jail. Hate them all.
TheCanucklehead 22
If the shoe fits, you clearly picked the right size. I'm a 7
Shy_Anne 10
Charlie sounds like a creepy uncle name
eddeeezzyy 19
There was an "Uncle Charlie" in Two and a Half Men, but what happened to him? He got killed by his creepy neighbor!
Conn3ct 9
Every family has one. Someone has to do.
cass99 11
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Honestly not everyone has one. My family doesn't have one
PenguinBitch 43
It's because you're the creepy one. ^
Epikouros 31
#26, please ask your grandparents to adopt me.
katnissmellark_fml 15
aw I was going to say that... you won this round...
imaCONartist 15
And then there's the gay cousin and the slutty aunt. It's just the way things are supposed to be.
Vegetarian27 24
Neither does mine :) Our family's strangely weirdo-free...
Bluekaren16 19
And the uncle that's a drunk!
flashback.miss 28
depending on what they mean by creepy, you could have fun with this.
TheDrifter 23
Rock the creepy :) stock up on leisure suits and chest hair wax, buy a white windowless van and offer to drive the nieces and nephews to school. Maybe a doll collection and an affected lisp. There is a lot of fun to be had in playing this up.
andrekrivo 20
I wonder what made him earn that title
allie2590 31
35 - Same, but I immediately imagined some balding fat guy in sweats who no one in the family really talks to.
noir_heart 8
27- I'm pretty sure if the van is windowless that he wouldnt be able to see where he's driving. (Lame joke, I know :P)
rachelthelime_fml 29
Hah! xD
juststephhere 23
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Maybe you are a tad creepy! Or it could just be awkwardness with little children?
RedPillSucks 31
Was that because you were checking out someones FML profile?
FMLkoala 28
I instantly checked out your FML profile
JoeGrant 12
How does one find that type of information out?
NotoriousLES 14
Intervention style family meeting? Something like 'We're here because we love you, and we're worried about your creeper problem... Your nieces and nephews are scared of you.'
Nyx_fml 23
If you've been deemed that already, you might as well play the part. Show them just how creepy you can be when you actually try.
skip_m 6
Uncle Fester?
harp 9
Uncle Ernie.....
Uramonkey 11
Uncle Larry that's a bad touch!
katnissmellark_fml 15
uncle Robert?
soldiat_fml 17
Uncle Lester. Super creepy name.
nuggetmonster 12
What unintentionally sexual comment did you make about a females developing body to earn yourself that status?
TheDrifter 23
Might not have been a female's body. Creepy knows no bounds of good taste or man code.
golden_warrior 23
Everyone's got to have a position