Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Omaha, United States
Added flavor
Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
What a... I'm not going to go there
noreallywhat 17
this needs follow up.
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InfernoVivo 12
What a... I'm not going to go there
Caitie_kid 8
Blech!!! That's f*cking disgusting!!!! Make sure you make your own dinner from now on and clean everything yourself beforehand. Who knows what she's using to scrub the dishes with if she's using the pooper scooper as a spatula....
isallwaysme 27
my question is; how many times has she done that in the past? :s
InfernoVivo 12
You guys know you're replying to me, right?
snowby2 15
Yes they know, but in order for their comments to be seen they reply to the top comment. Otherwise they get buried
noreallywhat 17
this needs follow up.
Fluffydemise 18
I think I "followed up" reading this fml..
Ziggyboo 10
My food just got one.
LordoftheOcelots 10
I cant tell if this is an innuendo or just unsanitary cooking
boofgall 16
Well, time to go to subway.
lendary 7
No, that would be unhygienic.
baconator666 11
Eat fresh!
tiptoppc 19
Stop calling my ass “fresh”!
lonewolf621 17
Theres always the hospital ready for you OP Im sorry
Blink_me26 21
Why the hell would she do that??
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
It was coming along well then.
NotGabe 28
That's some pretty shitty food.
MrBoredomioo 18
At least you didn't say "The Pun"
BrookieAnn 19
For added protein
InfernoVivo 12
Nope. Nope. No protein there. Nope.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
#13 unless it wasn't properly digested by the cat. I think stool is blackish if there is unabsorbed protein in it. TMI
Caitie_kid 8
17, I was always told that black stools meant blood in the stool.
SammyS2012 21
Yeah, black stool means blood. Also, my vet told me that cat poop still has protein in it, and something else, and thats what draws dogs to eat the poop (i find that very disgusting...)
meggieeee92 15
I guess it needed a little extra special flavor to give it the right kick.
Fluffydemise 18
Heh. You may need a trip to the vet after dinner.