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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML
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InfernoVivo 12

What a... I'm not going to go there

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HurrDurr123 1

If you're under 18 I suggest you call Child Protective Services and tell them about it.

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crazytwinsmom 25

The secret ingredient! I wonder though if the mom has been asking OP to do some cooking and OP has been giving her some attitude. Mom's saying "if you don't like my cooking, do it yourself".

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MuppetMerkin 10

Time to get mommy dearest tested for Alzheimer's?

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sporty_14 5

Thats just nasty!

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ohSNAPyall 26

****! If you don't have a clean cooking utensil, either clean one, or just use a fork.

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Aligator67 12

Dang your mother is all kinds of strange.

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