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Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping to me while pointing at his dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (3904)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

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Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!

#1 - On 08/23/2013 at 5:51am by Vitualamen

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If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.

#10 - On 08/23/2013 at 6:04am by Wizardo

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