Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

by hardee fucking har yourself, sir / 08/07/2013 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's when you're allowed to legally beat the tar out of him.

    #2 - On 08/07/2013 at 11:28pm by Kyot3

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  • *Insert a string of pissed off/on puns here.*

    #1 - On 08/07/2013 at 11:28pm by myoukei

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