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Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
That's when you're allowed to legally beat the tar out of him.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015