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Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43867) - you deserved it (13886)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

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To be fair, discussing a girls weight is like having a parade through a mine field.

#6 - On 08/07/2013 at 10:18am by Lennes

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No OP, you're at the sweet spot between twig and fat...
*takes cover just in case*

#3 - On 08/07/2013 at 10:17am by wisericky

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