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This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes?
In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!
Shake that thing and show the vending machine who's boss. It'll crap itself and give out freebies.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015