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Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46847) - you deserved it (4414)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Eodowoiono (man) - United States (Iowa)

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This is what constitutes humour these days? What happened to whoopie cushions and rubber chickens and fart jokes?

In my day, we, uh...shit, I forget. But it was funny, dammit!

#3 - On 08/06/2013 at 4:33pm by DocBastard

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Shake that thing and show the vending machine who's boss. It'll crap itself and give out freebies.

#5 - On 08/06/2013 at 4:34pm by oj101

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