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Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML


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On 07/31/2013 at 6:49pm - misc - by psychic parents, how do they work? :( (man) - United States (Illinois)

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You should just tell him. Deal with the consequences like a man.

#1 - On 07/31/2013 at 11:33pm by JoeGrant

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Maybe he will accept a new born child in exchange for the fifty dollars..?

#3 - On 07/31/2013 at 11:34pm by SaxophoneHero

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