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Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML
You should just tell him. Deal with the consequences like a man.
Maybe he will accept a new born child in exchange for the fifty dollars..?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015