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Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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On 07/29/2013 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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This is why I don't surprise hug people...

#4 - On 07/29/2013 at 4:54pm by Amelia_Jones237

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Probably should have just said hi like a normal person.

#6 - On 07/29/2013 at 4:56pm by Lomus

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