By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
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Lomus 24

Probably should have just said hi like a normal person.

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MissMustard 20

In the chap's defence, she did pounce on him and invade his personal space first!

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buckdharma 36

Did he grab your ass so hard you cried Uncle?

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firstbasemaster 15

Did you bitch slap him

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azwethinkweiz87 11

This sounds like one of those "should've gone to specsavers" ads...

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annoyedchild 17

I don't get why people do that, there's a very big chance it's not who you think it is, so take a minute and look at them.

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WoahitsLizzy 9

At least it wasn't your uncle grabbing your ass :/

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WICKEDxANGEL 13

that might be awkward when you see your real uncle :/

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paigexox0 37

Fyl for mistaking your uncle for the biggest creep ever...i mistake people for friends all the time but if any of them grabbed my ass id be scarred:|

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goth_pixie 15

Hey, at least it wasn't your uncle cause that would've been awkward for him to do that.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Yeah, I felt a relative wave of relieve when I read it again...

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