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Today, my family and I visited my cousins in Virginia. When we arrived, we found that they already had guests over. I've stuttered my whole life, so when they asked me what my name was, I stuttered for several seconds trying to say my name. Everyone burst out laughing. FML


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On 07/27/2013 at 12:47am - misc - by Odnel (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Tell them to go F-F-F-F-F-Fuck themselves

#1 - On 07/27/2013 at 7:11am by xlord

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Don't worry about them OP, they're complete and total jerks. Your cousins are the worst! They KNOW about your problem & they still laugh at it. Yeah, I know families are mean and all, but someone who laughs at someone else just because they stutter (especially at your own family member in front of strangers/guests) is worth less than the dirt under my shoes.

#3 - On 07/27/2013 at 7:15am by Ali_Br

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