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Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML
Get back at her by eating her garden, taking down all pictures of Jesus and hitting on all of her daughters.
You should tell her that ignorant bitches will go down first when you take over the world, so she better watch out
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Thursday 22 January 2015