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Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

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Get back at her by eating her garden, taking down all pictures of Jesus and hitting on all of her daughters.

#3 - On 07/26/2013 at 5:49am by Queensland

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You should tell her that ignorant bitches will go down first when you take over the world, so she better watch out

#2 - On 07/26/2013 at 5:48am by fleur_de_fevrier

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