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Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
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Wednesday 20 May 2015