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Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60578) - you deserved it (4401)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

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You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?

#1 - On 07/21/2013 at 8:14pm by evilplatypus

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"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."

#3 - On 07/21/2013 at 8:16pm by TylerAnderson98

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