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Today, I called a tree removal company to have my diseased elm removed. When I got home from work, I was surprised to find it still there. Not as surprised as my neighbor was to discover that his tree was missing, nor as surprised as his children when they saw there was no more tree-house. FML

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On 07/18/2013 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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How can they be so reckless about that stuff and not even verify first? It takes a lifetime to grow big enough for treehouses. Poor kids. :/

#2 - On 07/18/2013 at 12:43pm by stolencookie

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You would think a tree removal company would know what a diseased tree looked like.

#3 - On 07/18/2013 at 12:43pm by Welshite

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