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Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014