Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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Top comments
taterrtots 25
he accepted your challenge.
bballer4life895 13
Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)
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Comments (59)
jw90 18
Gross!!
illusong 16
thats right grosss! but if your bf is willing to do that without feeling disgusted that means he really love you! Thats the bright side to this situation.
FindingYujin 26
Or he likes picking noses.
Capriciousfox 27
#27.....this unfortunately is one of my boyfriends favorite past times.
Nordrag 26
Rather childish, but surely he was hoping to get a laugh out of you. I mean, you did start the joking bit.
bballer4life895 13
Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)
RocketNinjaFish 12
How old is he? Surely he nose better!
taterrtots 25
he accepted your challenge.
Bano360 25
Exactly, most guys won't turn down a challenge.
awkward611 26
at least he has a sense of humor :)
CallMeWindSock 24
Or a really weird fetish.
TheElBurrrito 21
It is just another hole..... I mean. What?!
TheElBurrrito 21
I'll just go ahead and thumb down myself. All the cool kids are doing it.
djxerxes9000 18
Any holes a goal..
sadistmonkey 19
Gives a hole new meaning to "nose job"!
Pleonasm 35
"You can be snotty at your boyfriend, but your boyfriend can be snotty on you!"
HowieDoIt 21
Why all the thumbs down? Who nose? I think you all are just picking on him for no reason, and that ignites a phlegm under me! Rant over, time for me to boogie on out of here.
SolarFlare 20
let's call this an awkward situation.
WandaX 16
Challenge accepted
Kalipczo 21
Eh lighten up. You started it.
Nordrag 26
**** it. I give up on replys. I'm 0/2 with people editing their comments when I reply.
Pleonasm 35
Then wait 2 minutes before replying, or edit yours after.
Nordrag 26
Ya. Waitings not my strong point. But as for editing mine that's kinda what the "**** it" was. Cause by the time I saw it I didn't have much edit time and I'm not great under pressure of the timer. Overall I deserve it. It's just rather irritating to me. Ill just go to sleep eh? Bit irritable tonight. My apologies.
taterrtots 25
hey man don't beat yourself up
CallMeWindSock 24
Only start apologizing after the FML community has mercilessly torn you to shreds.