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Man or woman?

Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39409) - you deserved it (3918)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:41am - misc - by sammy77sam (man) - Saint Kitts and Nevis (Saint George Basseterre)

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It's fucking flying roaches, who doesn't have an extreme fear of them?

#4 - On 07/15/2013 at 12:58pm by Livelife121

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Go OP, you can do it. Show her you are the MAN!

#1 - On 07/15/2013 at 12:57pm by Liyuesigs

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