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Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML

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On 07/12/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by O_O (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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I wonder how that fantasy got started....

#1 - On 07/12/2013 at 6:57pm by lyssgross

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Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.

#12 - On 07/12/2013 at 7:02pm by chocolatefrog28

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