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Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39860) - you deserved it (4188)

On 07/05/2013 at 5:59pm - misc - by -_- (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Gotta love those in-laws...

#1 - On 07/05/2013 at 8:55pm by ZeroPath5

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One by one OPs family were mysteriously struck down that night, no one knows who was responsible for the ninja like attacks but some say that the OPs tortured soul exacted revenge on all those who fell for the evil wench of an aunts tricks... and that concludes story time guys.

#2 - On 07/05/2013 at 8:57pm by Wizardo

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