Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
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Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, I saw my middle school best friend and former girlfriend for the first time in two years. They were making out in our new high school’s library. Two years ago, he said she was a skank, and she said he was a creep, before never speaking to me again. FML
Today, I, a person who has graduated high school, encountered one of my high school teachers in public. The one known for her rampant ableism against me and tendency to get heated when people don't respond immediately to her when she talks. I've had horrible social anxiety for several years. Do the math. FML
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WeiXinLun 16
Is she wrong?
hopelessefforts 9
That's when you say, "I didn't think it was possible but you definitely got older" and catwalk away.
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Comments (59)
steve31789 8
Well why do you?
JustKittyKat 24
Whether OP "dressed like a ****" or not, is noone's business but her own. She is her own person and can make her own decisions. **** shaming is wrong.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I see nothing wrong with showing a little skin every so often, as long as it's the right environment for such an outfit. It's ok to dress like a "****" compared to actually being a walking infestation of herpes. Flaunt your stuff OP.
glenzhao2 16
The teacher just has the hots for you.
23Z9TZO 18
26 just watched the new mrrepzion video I see
kerrwoof 13
If you want to dress like a ****, fine. But don't complain when you get negative feedback or unwanted attention. Simple as that.
WeiXinLun 16
Is she wrong?
Thundering_Jibbs 13
Maybe it was a compliment? Hot Teacher (seductively): "Well, I see you still dress like a ****..." ***** music starts playing. Lesbian porno!
Damian95 16
My immediate response would be "you're still a bitch of a teacher."
firefighter925 18
Well stop
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Why should she?
Pro_Nothing 9
At least you don't act like one.
Nordrag 26
I'm glad you know this for a fact after reading the FML.
FlyingLeumer 19
Well, what an unprofessional thing to say.
assassinbanana0 20
It may be wrong to say to someone, but it isn't unprofessional. OP is a former student, and OP's former teacher saw her in a public place, not school. It's wrong, and very rude, but not unprofessional.
FlyingLeumer 19
I see your point, it isn't unprofessional, but yes, it is rude. I'm just very suprised that her former teacher would disrespect her in that way.
assassinbanana0 20
I completely agree. It's surprising how people really don't care what they say and how it affects others.
FlyingLeumer 19
One of the biggest problems woth society today.
23Z9TZO 18
I'd rather people just be honest really
assassinbanana0 20
There's a difference in being honest and being rude.
FlyingLeumer 19
Sometimes it's better to sugarcoat things. Are you going to explain every detail of sex to your 5 year old?
jburkes 12
27, I may be wrong after being in a professional world for a few years, but last I checked, being rude is unprofessional.
ColdplaySucks 18
Is it wrong if OP really dressed like a ****?
FlyingLeumer 19
59, yes, she said it in a very rude way.
123man 11
Call me, maybe?
Nordrag 26
**** you. I have that song stuck in my head now.
Welshite 39
Dress like a clown. The Joker is always a safe bet. Not only will she be terrified to call you a ****, but she will most likely run when she sees you.
LaughinStock 16
I see what you're saying but this FML post is over here and you seem to be way over there. The lady was rude and that's all I have for this post.
hopelessefforts 9
That's when you say, "I didn't think it was possible but you definitely got older" and catwalk away.
Welshite 39
Dumb people getting older... Don't they realize that the Fountain of Youth was discovered? You'd think they'd be smart enough to stop aging by now.
10showgirl 16
You didn't think it was possible for her to get older?
Rue22 16
Wow that's extremely rude.
man_in_black08 28
And you should have said "And you still dont mind your own damn business".