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Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43282) - you deserved it (2598)

On 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Well, ya know, if life is a highway, it's conceivable that your front lawn is indeed a road. Or maybe you just need a new realtor.

#2 - On 06/29/2013 at 8:19pm by graceinsheepwear

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and it's coming from United States. People around the world are going to have a good laugh about this.

#3 - On 06/29/2013 at 8:22pm by golden_warrior

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