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Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56736) - you deserved it (7384)

On 05/19/2009 at 6:13am - misc - by notnerb - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Next time don't be dishonest with pictures.

#10 - On 05/19/2009 at 2:13pm by jm88

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owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand?
oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.

#3 - On 05/19/2009 at 2:03pm by lucyford

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+4

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